m&m

drunktrophywife:

dennys:

"It’s a metaphor, see. You put the bacon thing right between your teeth, but you don’t give it the…um…well, you eat it, actually, ‘cause it’s there and you’re nearly tasting it. So it’s not a metaphor. Um. I have no idea where I was going with that. Want some bacon?"

I’m deleting

cumberbuddy:

cumberbuddy:

Guess who? Sydney Bridge Climb via @bertilak  Well done on the perfect heart. 

They asked ‘Guess Who?’ and here are some of the responses they had: Ed Sheeran, Will Ferrell, Gordon Ramsey, Joey Essex, Prince Harry (lots of times) and wait for it… Dame Edna. 

cumberbuddy:

cumberbuddy:

Guess who? Sydney Bridge Climb via @bertilak  Well done on the perfect heart. 

They asked ‘Guess Who?’ and here are some of the responses they had: Ed Sheeran, Will Ferrell, Gordon Ramsey, Joey Essex, Prince Harry (lots of times) and wait for it… Dame Edna. 

cumberbuddy:

cumberbuddy:

Guess who? Sydney Bridge Climb via @bertilak  Well done on the perfect heart. 

They asked ‘Guess Who?’ and here are some of the responses they had: Ed Sheeran, Will Ferrell, Gordon Ramsey, Joey Essex, Prince Harry (lots of times) and wait for it… Dame Edna. 

cumberbuddy:

cumberbuddy:

Guess who? Sydney Bridge Climb via @bertilak  Well done on the perfect heart. 

They asked ‘Guess Who?’ and here are some of the responses they had: Ed Sheeran, Will Ferrell, Gordon Ramsey, Joey Essex, Prince Harry (lots of times) and wait for it… Dame Edna. 

jaclcfrost:

do you ever start to get like really irrationally mad at people for no reason like because they’re standing around in the kitchen and won’t leave when you want to get some food or they move something you set down somewhere else or they forget to close the door when they leave like it’s just a stupid little thing but it makes you so mad

pagingpage:

legains:

If you could go anywhere in the world right now would it be to a “where” or to a “who”?

I was not prepared for this question

painlock:

imagine those evenings at baker street though, when sherlock was teaching john how to dance. john was just laughing as sherlock commented he sucks at dancing and sherlock had to repeat “he doesn’t love you, he doesn’t love you” in his mind over and over again to stop himself from imagining it’s their wedding they’re practising to.

prettycolors:

#eb1438

prettycolors:

#eb1438